Thursday, May 2, 2024

Jay Passer

 

Lao Tsu Was an Alien



The orthodontist gets off on the torture

Provides wheelchairs to the victimized

Plus a lollipop but only lemon flavored.

He’s an old man, so old he just might’ve

Escaped that notorious scorched-earth regime

Back in the fascism of obvious dictators

Guys with bad haircuts and worse digestion.

Acts of desperation often lead to carelessness

Flying goats across enemy borders, misremembering

Passcodes to stashed vaults, sans parachutes or

Even airbags; remaining an issue today in simulation.

In his walnut-paneled office, the old man ruminates;

Sadly, the experiments were suspended due to

Survival mechanism and drained expense accounts:

Blaming hit-and-miss on the invading authorities.

High on nitrous and gentleman’s club well-juice

The hygienist confides to her dog-collared bestie

Says, He too old to make a move, but whoever heard

Of a toothless dentist anyway? Hip-hop pumping

Through the air-conditioning unit, pollutants swirling

Amidst casual conversation, bindles of finely-ground

Rhinoceros tusk palmed under the cocktail tables.

Erosion nearly complete, lying in rivers and streams

The stones in my mouth quit picking up Morse code.

Vagrant veteran, I’m a prime candidate, so the old boy

Croaks, "I vill count, zehn auf null, and you vill sleeeep…"



Marilyn Monroe 


could rise from the dead

naked as creation

with a million dollar bill clenched in her fist

diamonds encrusting her exalted smile

and saunter up to me

with that hip-shake and chin-jut

that dropped kings and Kennedys to their knees

and I would still turn around

with the sun pulsing through my heart

to look for you

"I am so lucky"








The poetry and prose of Jay Passer has appeared in print and online periodicals, magazines and anthologies, in subterranean basements and men's room stalls, cave walls and space shuttles, since 1988. He is the author of 15 collections of words, symbols, diatribes, missives, isms, schisms, rain drizzles and blood fizzles. A cook by trade, he's also dabbled in daubs, photo-montage, reverse Feng shui; while flailing at mortician's apprentice, news butcher, and criminal savant. Passer's most recent chapbook, Son of Alcatraz, was released in February of 2024 from Alien Buddha Press, and is available on Amazon.
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Thursday, April 25, 2024

 




Today is 25th April. 3 years back Hungryalist poet Pradip Chowdhury passed on to the other room on this very day. It was sudden shock for all of us. A few months beforethat we were chatting over phone... his problems with his eyes... what new books he is reading even about the plant in my balcony. Before putting down the phone he said let this lock down days of Corona be over then we must meet. I have a project on my mind. Of course we will, I replied. Now I have only memories to hold on to.

Once in mid nineties we were in Shantiniketan Poush Mela. In the fairground we had a book stall. That was the only book stall I believe in the huge fair ground. A wild idea of course to have a book stall in midst of people selling clothes, utensils, knives etc. Shantiniketan usually is very crowded during this festival time. Somehow we arranged for a stay with a few bedsteads without bedrolls. I tried hiring but the person who gives bedrolls on rent was out of stock. Finally Chacha the cyclerikshaw puller our Herbert Huncke came to our rescue. Ah yes he supplied marijuana too. He arranged for stacks of straw which we spread on the bedstead and covered it up with a bed sheet.  It was winter and cold. But those days were days that will stay always in my memory. After coming back to Kolkata Pradip Chowdhury wrote- These nights together sleeping on straw beds will help us to stay out of the establishment for many days.   







Friday, April 19, 2024


 


We will be taking submissions again from May. Poems only. Pics and sketches and paintings are also welcome. Soon now. 

Thursday, October 23, 2014

66 Lines On Your Soul




Now you can start pre-ordering our new chap book of poems '66 Lines On Your Soul' jointly By Catfish McDaris, Kevin Ridgeway and Subhankar Das. Mail us or contact the writers.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Coffee Break





Am I having the flu I thought?
As my muscles screamed in pain
and stiffness.
Who the fuck knew I am having
a coffee withdrawal.
No coffee at home for a week now.
Not trying to give up just did not have it for a while
as it has become too stiff.

Sometimes I also suffer from soul mate withdrawal
Though I very well know that it happens
only in best sellers and you hardly can sail
a real life situation.

One day I will get inside her world of fantasies
with a whip real hungry for her skin
and she will start loving her nightmares.

For now I feel great after a mug of black coffee dark as night

Painting By Jocelyne Desforges
Poem By Subhankar Das

Monday, June 2, 2014

Thieves Of The Wind By Subhankar Das and Catfish McDaris


Remembering Tennyson`s words,
“Vex not thou the poet`s mind
With thy shallow wit
Vex not thou the poet`s mind
For thou canst not fathom it”

Perhaps in an earthly life full of chaos, like the lungs that need fresh air,
the mind longs for true happiness. The poems of Subhankar Das
in ‘Thieves of the Wind’ is a bold attempt to claim one`s sky where
mind burdened with loveless materialistic modern life harkens to
recollections, the golden reminiscences of the past days. The
metaphysical void by their absence stifles, suffocates, provokes to steal
moments to live all over again, to breathe to celebrate life.
Hopelessness of unrequited love pervades in most of the poems and
yet we find a mature mind deeply reflective by a dimension of human
experience. In his poems Subhankar Das gives us a slice of his inner
self while presenting the human dilemmas, pain and most strikingly a
glimpse of a ‘feeling’ heart of the poet that beats furiously for love and
the delicate sentiments. The lines : “I am just a coward/trying to hang
on” articulate the pangs of lost love like death. The poet celebrates the
guts ‘to love’ in the poem ‘Backbone’ in the lines : “At least let them
enjoy life/which is making me impotent” and “I even gave them free
condoms”. When the integral part of soul`s bliss is disturbed by
materialism and loveless modern times, what results is the disruption
of harmony and the eternal restlessness, the desperate attempts to live
knowing well the butt ends of romantic evenings, as in the
poem ‘Smoking’ : “you always smell of tobacco/but I am used to it”.
The bitterness continues in the loveless love-making in ‘And it doesn`t
always taste like chocolate’ : “May be there were a few house lizards/
which ran paused and ran again/up in the ceiling and a limp cock/which
I forgot to notice”. The exhausted mind rebels in ‘Up for sale’, a satirical
banter not at all on decadence but a loveless mechanical life, “God why
I am not a woman/then there won`t be this headache/to make it extra
long, extra strong/and I am even having trouble/in getting it up these
days”. The longing is omnipresent in ‘The Wait’ and ‘The Missing
Moon’ : “Only the naked lamps glared all around”. The reminiscences
of the past days are all transient : “But someone is erasing everything
with a rubber”. Even memories are scathed by time and the sulking
desiccated materialism.
The ‘Honey’ is a fine escapade into the trifle of the mind, relishing in
the dilemma whether to indulge into the captivation or to celebrate the
emancipated soul, the freedom of the spirit like the butterfly : “ Should
I just eat it up or kill it and stick it up on my fridge..”. It peeks into the
extended vision of the poet that comprehends the freedom of the soul
against the terrestrial desires.
The poems in the hand of a mature artist embodies the spirit of modern
times, marked by the bold and passionate expressions.
The poems of Catfish McDaris are replete with bootlegged pleasure
and with the punches of fantasy one wouldn`t mind to revel in reveries.
The language crisp with not any overdose of humor tickles your funny
bone. Again with eloquence of a story teller he relentlessly derides
the peccadilloes, the derelict culture that distorts the normal social
milieu. We find his stories subtle with didactic undertone like the
bewildered father Mongo in ‘Comanche Java’. Junita, his daughter,
emerges from dating losers to procuring a degree and a decent job.
His stories forsake pedantry and with deftness of prudent artist, he
peeks into the psyche of the characters. With their precarious traits and
eccentricities, they break forth the stereotypes as, “Rick hated black
people”. He would “fart up the living room and laugh and then stink
up the bathroom and not flush the toilet”. Joe had “a terrible gambling
problem” – a deleterious habit that ruins his prospects. Bill claimed to
be a vegetarian and crammed down mouthfuls of pork chops, chicken
or steak and “chewed with his mouth open”.
‘Lipstick on a Pig’ is another brilliant write up that addresses the alcohol
and drug problems: “There is no cure for alcoholism, my drug of choice,
along with plenty of other seriously bad habits but with training and
perseverance, you can relearn how to be human a day at a time”. The
aftermath of drug abuse is expressed in lines “I don`t know if the acid,
weed, cocaine, heroin, glue, cough syrup, peyote, and mushrooms
robbed me of my brain cells…How I walk a razor blade and ask God`s,
family and your forgiveness”. We find his perspicacious derision against
the social evils in the poem ‘Phalanxes of Tombstones’ : “There`s no
such/Thing as revolution, it`s just another word/meaning leap frog of
the rich, so they can/buy a bit of power with the blood of the poor.


By Paromita Bhattacharjee

Thursday, November 29, 2012

WOLVESOUL




we
are

taken in secret
wolves of the soul

our
prey

taken in secret

wolves
soul

prey



Jim Wittenberg

11/24/2012